I was fucked up for two days straight after I found out the members of LMFAO are uncle and nephew
elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school is just “hell”
college is just “what the hell”
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.